SPECIAL CRITIC: HAPPY HALLOWEEN
Nah. Rotten tomatoes ain’t got nothing from this. The movie is actually really funny. There’s a bit of dark humor, and the song, One Way Or Another, is just so frickin iconic. I’m also pretty glad they didn’t make the little sister annoying as heck (except for the beginning, yet it was accurate for people who have siblings). There’s also a scene where they actually think someone dressed as the devil is satan himself. CRITICS! LAUGH FOR ONCE! OR I’M SUMMONING THESE WITCHES!!!
And just to make this feal like a special critic, I decided cook up this one: (please note, the rhyme scheme is a bit off, but I just wanted to have some fun with it)
Halloween text
Twas the night of Halloween, where the people of critics and flows were to be seen.
The Pumpkins, a Manic one too, have all gone to haunt and scare with a “BOO”!
Stars and Smiles became Deadly, the Jays have gone to Bash, and I went up readily.
The Corrupted Swords, the Breads of Braiden, and Khois have gotten candy hordes.
The Johns shrecked, the Calzones were ready, and Grazer said it was time to hurry.
And an Enderman who goes by Jeff was to be seen, as he shouts “HAPPY HALLOWEEN!!!”