Starblast: Finale is going to steam!

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Guys! Listen! I’ve hacked into the forums to tell you that S̸̝͇͓̭͔̺͈̞͎̥̬̣̼̈́̆̒͜͠ẗ̶̼́̋̐̋̓͑̂͘̕ą̷̛̠͕͖͕̗̹͔̭͖́̔̄̆̏̌̉͒͂́̕͝r̴̡͌̈́̓̚b̴̬͖̓͐̃̀̑̔̿̽̓̄̂͗͘l̶͎̇̐̿͆͋̾̊̽̋̕͝͝ḁ̸̝̪̘̞͎̠̣̄̿͐̐̀͜͝͠s̶͔̀̈̓̊̐̒͆̊̂̐t̵̛̰̰́̔́̓͆͛̈́͊̽̈̚ ̶̲̫͓̟͈̝̠͇̮̌̑̂̀̕į̴̧̡͙͈͎͔̉̈͗͗͗͑͘s̷̲̤̝̤̺̑̾͂̉̉̅͒̕͝ ̶̡̧̼̗̮͚̖̈́̎̽̓̽͒̇̔̈ͅc̷̛̖̮̹̟̜̙̳̲͎̳̼̉͒̃̎̊̈́̕̚ǫ̴̮͈͔͓͖̘̮̻͉̹̫̘͝m̷̱̲̻̳̼̩̮͆̀̀̐͝į̸͍̪̙̙̳͘ͅn̷̡̨̛̼̞̤̙͈̟̩̼̗̤̲͈̅̍̓̂̈́̓̔̃͐̈̈́̚̕g̶̢̞̭̬̟̘̗͕̞͈͑͋͐͂̔̋̍̀͘ͅ ̴̢̧̦̺̲̯̲̅̈͐̇̍̽̒̔̉̕ţ̷̘̟̠͑̿ͅơ̸̢̪̗̝̙͍̘̺͉͗̃̆̎̃͌̿̿̕͠

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Oh no, it seems grazer saw this…but not before me :wink:

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Starblast for mobile? Or maybe even console? Or a Steam release? Tell us!

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I told you! Starblast is going to mą̷̡̨̫̬̗͉̼̝͙̫̖̘͍̲̼͕̝̰͔̫̩͕̟͉͚̯̝͚͇̝͎̀́̍̔̀̃̏̀̀̓̂͌̏̌̚̕͝ͅͅs̵̨̨̛̤̪͕̻͎̟͙̮̪̼̱̰̽́̀̈́͘͘͜͜͝ț̶̨̡̡͓̯̬̭̹̹͖͙̥͓̠̫͎̺̬̤̯̝͓̿̈̔̆̓̈͛̃͗͌͊͊̒̔̆̿̓̅̆̐̆̈́̀̐̏́̽̾͘͜͜͜͠͝ḙ̵̡̧̧͉̦̟̠̼̱̫̪̮͈̼̬̜̰͖̼̼͖̪̫̠̗̰͑̇̉͆̌̚͜ͅͅͅ

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Oh ok. So we’ll be able to get it in Steam for money? Maybe extras that aren’t in flowlab?
(Sorry. Annagrams and Zalgo Text don’t work on my genius decipherer brain :upside_down_face: )

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Maste is an anagram of Steam

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My allegedly dumb brain thought it would be Master Chief Collection…

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This probably will be the first Steam game from flowlab, if that’s true!

Steam achievement update, @grazer ?

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My allegedly dumb brain thought it would be Master Chief Collection…

I think you’re onto something @John_Shrekinson - except instead of Master Chief I suspect it might be the Master Chef Collection.

Confirmed: The Next Starblast sequel will be a cooking game!

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Starblast: fury of the crock pot

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Starblast: blazing whisk

All jokes aside I’m exited to see where this goes, and if starblast is coming to steam that’s huge! So congrats, and good luck in the future :beers:

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I’m hungry now

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wait what???

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W̸̧̡̨̨̛̜̪̪̖͖̠̪̭̗̜̳͇͕̯̪̤̦̬͙͔̱͓̤͙͖̺̲̺̱̉͋̀̑̄̽͑̀͂͌̀́̅͐̽̈́͛̇̾ĥ̴̨̢̨̺̪̪̝͇̖̻͕̖͔̘̼̫̟͚̺̦̖̤͔̟͙̜͍̳͈̝̊͘a̵̡̧̡̨̢̩͙̹͚̗͚̣̯̮͉̝͍͉̳̙͈͔̟̤̫̠͔͕̲̫͔͓̲̞̼͎͎̝͉͇͇͛͂̊̿̓͂̓͊͛͒̑̈́͌͛̍̈́̍͛͑͐̃̉̽̕͜͜͝͝ͅţ̸̢̨̨̨̨̟͕͓̯̗͇͉͈͚͍͚̹̞͉̤͚̠̳̻͈͉͔̤̹̱͙͎̤̗̭̫̯͓̓̄͂̒̄̇̈́̋̅̍̓͑̆̓̈́͛̉̽͆̀̇́̈́̽̍́̋̕̕̚̚͜͝͝͠ͅͅͅͅͅë̵̢̡̡̡̛̩͖͓͖̗͎̹͙̻͚̙̫̩̻̝͈͉̝͖̫̲̭̳̟̘̫̩̙̻̥́̌̌̈́͆́̈́̆̀̈́̚͜͜͜͝ͅv̷̡̧̧̧̧̡̪̥̬̫̺͚̙̲͔̘̼̬̱̤͖͉̭̬̼͚̪͇͚̼͚̟̠́̂̐͜e̵̢̡̧̨͖̦̞̠̦̣̲̹̻̲̤̼̰͖͔̻͓͎͎͐̎̓̈̍̀̒̾͗̓̀̾̍̓̒̐̉̊̈́̎́̅̀̉̑̇̊͐͑̆̍̍̇̂͐͌̒̇͘̚͝r̴̡̢͖͚͚̪̘̩͓̭̝̠͚͎̦̝̘̙̟̪̯̘̜͕̦̥͔̣̜͕̜̻̍̑̄̋̄̑̒̃̓́̃̄͗͋̚̕͝ ̵̧̡̨̨̧̛̰͕͔̭̗͙̻͓͔̮̬͕͕̻͔̞̳̲͓̣̯̪̖̦̦̪̘͖̟͎̺̰̟̜̰̼̤̩̀͗̋̀̃̋̾́̇̍̉̓̽̀͗̅̓̂̿̈́̍̆̌͛̂̃̑̈́͑̀͋̃͗̈́̔̒̋̎͒͛̕͜͜͠͠ͅͅͅi̴̡̢̩͕͚̠̙̟̠̣̜͙̙̖̖̜̭̻̞̰̩͔̤̮̮͓̥̹̱̦̱̺̪͇͇͕̘̘̰̲͖̰̩̮̔̈̅̽͌̓̐̒̚ͅt̵̡̨͓̞̬͈̯̙̪̱̮͋̂́̔̏͒̈́͘͝͠ͅ ̶̧̨̧̢̨̘̩̮̻̗͖͈̤͓̹̻̫͙̫̗͉̼̹̪̹̠̬̯̻̻̥͉̼͇̲̻̬̲̜͍̝̰͉̱̔̍͊̃̆̀͜͜͜͝͝ͅͅm̴̛̘̈̈̀̎̄͌́̄͗͐̀͌͗̈́̈͊̇̽͋̊̏̽͌̂̔̋̓͂̏̒͘̕͠͝a̵̡̦̖̯͔͖̣͓̹̙̬͙̲̯̰̼͇̤̻̯̔ͅy̸̧̧̨̨͉̩̯̫͓̱̞͔̠̼͚͉͎̯̞̖̥͎͇̠̻̗̬͎͔̖̦̬̼̟̯͓̼̣̝̟̭̖͛̒͋̈͗͗̌̀̃̐̚͜͜͠͠ͅͅ ̷̗̞̤̤̯̳͖͓͉̯̠̅̓͋̈́́̍̀͆̈́̓̎͌́̉͗͑̍̀̂͐̑̀̈̋̎̄̋̃̋̃̽̚͘̚͘̚͝͝͠͝ͅb̷̢̘̤̖̙̥̠̹̤̑͗͗̋̓̍̏͆̂̚͘̕e̸̡̨̡̫̠̠̩̘͚̝̱͔̬̜̞̖̼̙̰̠̲͈̤̳̳̩̳͉̦͛̑̀͝ͅͅ.̷̢̡̪̫̟̰̞̳̝̫̤̺̥̜̬̼̤̥͍̻̤̖̩̇̌̾̿̇̈͋̽̐̔̐͐̂́̔̑̈́̽̂͒̔͒̀̃̾̇̐̇̇̂̀̽̒͒̈̌̋̇̀́̈́́͆̚̕̚͝͝͝
̵̨̨̧̢̨̭̯̖̳̗̹͇̝̪̞̱̝̟̠̮̻̠͔͚̪͙͖̠͉̭͉̍̊̾̈́̿̆̋̇̌̚͜͝͝ͅͅĮ̴̡̢̧̨̩͇͇̘̰̫̰̦͚̻͍̝͎̥̝͚̰̙̺̱͎̀̈́̔̋̊͐̓̓̋̆̃͗̀͘ţ̶̨̢̡̤̩̭̱͖̟̠̲͔̟͇̼̭̼̞̹͖͉̩̺̗̠͇̔̒̄̓͒̂͒̅̆̏̆͑̄̍̃͂̃̀̓̈́͂̒̄̌̀͐̒̋̑̉̾͆͑͛̄̄͛̆̌̐̀͋̚̚͝ͅs̵̛̛̼̳̞̼̳̼̀͋̈̍́̈̈́̽̉͗̽̏̅́̆̋̅͗̊̊́̆̚͜͝ ̸̧̡̨̣͉͈̖̝̱͙̙̠̬͉̘͉̭̠̻̤̥̠͈̠̹͚͔͔̣̟̱̠̰̈́̑̈́͋̉̍͒̑͂̾̀̾̑͒̌̀͂̆̿́́͌̐̇̈́̀́̇͑̊̓͌̾̿͋̒̌̍̕̕͜͠͝͝͠ͅç̸̧̨͖̙͍̻͓͚̣͖̭̘̪̭͓͈̻͕͎̞̮̮̰̪̹̭̭̥̖̻̻̩͙͍̋͗̅̀̀̈́̅́̊̋̄̄̂̄͋̐͐̉̂̄̋̎̎̏̀̽̓͐̀̓͐͐̕͜͠͠ͅõ̷̢̨͚̮͎͔̫͎͎̦͚̣̯̏̈̊͂͆̔́͋̆̄͋̎̒́̔̾͘̚̕͠m̶̛̰͔̙̬̠͖̤͌̓̅͑͑͗̇́͊͊̌̓̓͆̀̚̕͝͝͝i̶͎̝͚̠͓̫̯̰̤͈͍͖͛̇́̈́͋͆̈͐̃͛͒̓̃͌̽̎͒͒̅͗̾̄͐̈́̍̾͂̅̀̅̏͗̀͋̀̏̀̄̿̑̒̚̕̕͘͝͝͝͝͝n̴̛̛̪̣͇̼̹͍̍͛̍̓̎̎̓̊̽̇̆́͋̒́̐̉͂̄̐́̇͗͂͆̈́̌̏̎͂̂̈̌͊̾͑̌͛̂̅́̋͋̓̚͜͝͝͠g̶̨̡̡͚̣̳͉͕̳̺͙̺͇̖̮͇͙̩̙̬͙̥͕͙̱̭̬̤̙̭͇͚͕̺̙̣̤̓͊̀̍́̈́̋̀̍́̑̊̌̾͛͘͘͠.̸̟͔̫̤̪̣̜͚̙̇̆̊̎̀̎̀͜͝
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For those who can’t read this it says, “whatever it may be it’s coming 10-18-27”

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oops made a typo- 10-18-21

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Yeah, thanks for the correction (and confirmation heheheh :smirk:)

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The code breaker bois!
Can i get a brofist :facepunch:

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I still wanna know what the thing is

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