Breaking Bad: Los Pollos Hermanos
Bro’s assignment: Los Boatos Hermanos
homies love the show breaking bad
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She sells sea shells on the sea shore,but the value of these shells will fall. Due to the laws of supply & demand,nobody wants to buy shells when there’s loads on the sand.
STEP 1:
You must create a sense of scarcity. Shells will sell much better if the people think they’re rare,you see. Bear with me,take as many shells as you can find and hide them on an island. Stockpile them high until they’re rarer than a diamond!
STEP 2:
You gotta make the people think they want them,really want them;really fricking want them. Hit them like Bronson:influencers,product placement,featured prime time entertainment. If you haven’t got a shell then you’re just a fricking waste,man.
STEP 3:
It’s monopoly,invest inside some property. Start a corperation,make a logo,do it properly. These shells must sell,that’s will be your new philosophy. Swallow all your morals,they’re a poor man’s quality.
STEP 4:
Expand,expand,expand. Clear forest,make land,fresh blood on hands.
STEP 5:
Why just shells? Why limit yourself? She sells sea shells,sells oil as well.
STEP 6:
Guns,sell stocks,sell diamonds,sell rocks. Sell water to a fish,sell time to a clock.
STEP 7:
Press on the gas,take your foot off the brakes. Then run to be the president of the United States!
STEP 8:
Big smile,mate,big wave. That’s great,now the truth is overrated;tell lies out the gate.
STEP 9:
Polarise the people,controversy is the game. It don’t matter if they hate you if they all say your name!
STEP 10:
The world is yours;step out on a stage to a round of applause. You’re a liar,a cheat,a devil and you sell sea shells on the sea shore.
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i love this song it’s literally on my playlist
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it was delicious milky ways are top tier candy bar
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same
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can’t believe i am from the generation that watches the weirdest youtube kids channels and unironically finds them good. like come on just watch i dont know cable tv?? and if you’re bri’ish just learn stuff from cbeebies??
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I got a whole ass soda so I’m not that jealous
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where i live people just mostly watch spooky movies and eat candy they bought because everyone has a fence around their entire house
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cringe, me and the bois grinded for our candy 
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next haloween i’l break into people’s houses to get candy
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(not joking btw)
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i’m gonna make a boss theme in my game that’s gonna be exactly like this song, i love
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911, what’s your emergency?
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“A midget broke into our house and stole boatloads of candy, he’s now running away STOP HIM!”
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Literally takes them at least 15 minutes to get there lmao
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by the time they’re there i’l have committed 5 more robberies
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I’ll
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you’re ill
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