any of yall got time to dnd?
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I do currently.
ill fix that im terrible at any thing that involves geography
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couple shotguns to the head, then go in for a melee
same here, dnd sounds fun
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I think I got a little time to dnd.
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Didnāt have any weapons.
oh yeh, EXACTLY once i even continued a old dream i had, i have this one dream i have once every yearā¦i dont like that dreamā¦
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what objects did you have around you?
Call him Megatron
Nothing that I could move. In the dream I was like 5 years old.
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What do you mean? Who is this āMegatronā?
kick him in the shin, the punch him in the face and snap his neck, no weapons required
Clearly you donāt understand the fear factor of being randomly chased by an old man who should not be as strong or fast as he is compared to a five year old.
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No. Judo is always the solution. The single most effective martial art. I knew a four-year-old who did it. If someoneās chasing you, theyāre on the floor. Itās also very fun to throw people.
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sweep the leg, or do a double leg, i could to both of those at age 5 bring him to the floor, that will give you the high ground, then stop his head or run away
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Bee flips a table I couldnāt do that as a child, I didnāt even try learning martial arts until this year.
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i pointed that out @JUSTPLAINOP
pathetic.
proceeds to shotgun old man in the head
Couldnāt shoot a gun until this year either.