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all of my nerf guns are like 30 years old lol.

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That is one of the only trustable dart gun companies other than Nerf.

No, 10-.

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I was exaggerating, dude

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Donā€™t, there is literally no reason. Why spend money on dart guns instead of saving for a real firearm though?

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I just came out of a year 9 english test, ok?

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ā€¦ Take IEW.

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What.

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heā€™s right though. shame i live in australiaā€¦

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Iā€™ve already bought every other real firearm

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ā€¦ Show me. I doubt it.

Huh? Why?

YEAH! Itā€™s where I learned all of my English, XD. Itā€™s awesome.

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Australian gun laws, look it up

I own a musket for home defense, since thatā€™s what the founding fathers intended. Four ruffians break into my house. ā€œWhat the devil?ā€ As I grab my powdered wig and Kentucky rifle. Blow a golf ball sized hole through the first man, heā€™s dead on the spot. Draw my pistol on the second man, miss him entirely because itā€™s smoothbore and nails the neighbors dog. I have to resort to the cannon mounted at the top of the stairs loaded with grape shot, ā€œTally ā– ā–  ladsā€ the grape shot shreds two men in the blast, the sound and extra shrapnel set off car alarms. Fix bayonet and charge the last terrified rapscallion. He Bleeds out waiting on the police to arrive since triangular bayonet wounds are impossible to stitch up. Just as the founding fathers intended.

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I donā€™t think I can without being punished by my parents, the government, and the moderators.

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I just use a machette

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It depends on where you live.

Lasers, tasers.

I have a bedside knife, but Iā€™m still saving for a firearm.

Does anyone else here live in australia?

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Thatā€™s classified

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lmao, blud probably doesnā€™t.

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Silly, everyone knows Australia isnā€™t RealšŸ™„

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slaps say that again. I dare you.

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