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Hey Papyrus?- Howwasthefall?

CAN IT SANS NO TIME FOR BANTER!

How was the fall?

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Hey guys! I just got some epic inspiration for my third Halo Plotline
 that I haven’t finished. Anyways, I was just listening to spotify when a scene started playing in my mind about the characters in my current Halo book. It went on for three songs before I realized how important this was. Man, the best ideas just come to you when you’re sitting there doing nothing.

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Shower Thoughts

Huh?

You know like when you’re taking a shower and just get random thoughts that like the most important like ever kind of like

“Is there really an Afterlife?” or stuff like this.

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Adam-pocalypse.

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I lunged forward, the elite doing the same. As we neared, I dropped to my hands, rolling under the alien and executing a perfect circular sweep. The Elite stumbled, but he wasn’t stupid. He spun around with the momentum from the stumble and, as he was pivoting, he drew an assassin’s dagger. This was no ordinary elite, this was a Zealot. As the blade drew nearer, I rolled backwards and landed on my feet, drawing my own long knife in the process. Now this was a fair fight.
The elite again charged. This time, I noticed that his left hand was missing. He must’ve been damaged from the grenade blast. I jumped, activating booster assist so I was higher than the monster. Then I dove. My face was inches from its armor. I landed behind him and slashed with my blade, but, with lightning speed, it blocked. I did a double kick over his arm and at the small patch of exposed skin at the front of its helmet.
The elite stumbled from the blow, but it regained balance with amazing speed. I threw the forward punches and blocked a knife thrust with my forearm armor. The alien took a step backwards. He fainted, dropping to a low crunch and diving at my legs. I flipped over, blocking the dagger with my own. With a thud, I landed on my back, leaping up and barely surviving a knife throw. I had lost my knife in the last attack, and now he had lost his.
I turned and kicked the monster in the head. A grunt was all I got. It flung its one arm out and grabbed my arm, using it to flip me on my back. I was once again winded, but I got back up with a spinning sweep. As the elite stepped back, I took the opening and attacked its un-protected side with a barrage of punches. It fell. As it came flying back up, I swept its legs once again and it fell sideways, breaking an unseen table.
The room was silent. I had slain the Elite.


Any recommendations?

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I think the correct word here would be “feinted”, unless he actually passed out

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NO WAY


JUSTPLAINOP SKILL ISSUE’D ADAM!?!?!?!!?
I DON"T REMEMBER THAT THAT IS HILARIOUS

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Lol I remember

heres a demo for my game, (all sound effects and music are placeholders)

Flowlab Game Creator - D-U-O [demo release]

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“no that’s my tasque manager” “no its MINE” zooms into 1 pixel in the ship “ⁱᔐ Ëąá”á”ƒÊłá”— ᔃᔈᔃᔐ”

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“Hey guys look at this Tasque Manager figurine that I found over here! Look look look!”

All the Adam’s in unison: “GIVE THAT TO ME GIMME GIMME!!!”

Dumb Adam: “Hmm I wonder what this button does.”
Adam 1: “WAIT THAT’S THE EJECT BUTTON! I SET IT ON REPEAT!!!”
They then all proceeded to blast out of the ship and drift into the abyss of space


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you might wanna blur the pillow

What pillow?

with a body

I don’t know what you’re talking about.

the body pillow

Huh? Check the post I made. I didn’t add anything like that.