The Glorious Off Topic Channel of Destiny 8

[TheBardofthePixilatedTavern]

If anyone has nothing to occupy them, it may interest some to employ my service which I have recently opened in a Flowlab topic.
(I, also, have much time on my hands sometimes, and so would enjoy writing these for anyone).

Bardic Tales (Taking Requests)

Hello sirs, madams, ladies, lords, and any others of any title or peerage who may come across this. I would love to write stories based on requests made by any of you, my good fellows. As such, please feel free to give any ideas, and no matter how absurd, I shall do my best to spin a tale. P. S. I am a bard. I can spin tales if you give me heads, and turn taverns on their heads. Of course I can write a simple story to amuse you all.