Nintendo: We sell games for $80 and say they are enhanced graphics with dlcs
Also Nintendo: Our Switch HD remasters are so good no one can tell the difference
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He would say “MY MONEY”
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Nintendo: Oh! You’re saying the dlc fills just 5 bytes? We sell it for 30
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Nintendo: These game cards with absolutely nothing inside of them you have to download even though you might have bad connection will work fine
I know Mr Krabs would say it. I think the guy would say MY PROFITS
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If Mr Krabs were the CEO of Nintendo he’d make games about the Krabby Patty
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He’s so cheap, he’d sell them for $3.50 thinking he’d become rich (he sold some rare puppies for $5 after hearing that they were worth a fortune)
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We thought what people put in the sausage was mysterious
Now we’re thinking of the Nintendo price rise is mysterious
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My cooldown for likes was 9 minutes and then I run out again already for 20 minutes??
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Yes I saw that episode. Thats like season 6 or 5
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My cooldown already cleared today
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Nintendo: They’ll never see it coming (A persona5 reference 'cause I listened to that song)
America: When we got tea taxes we started a revolution
Nintendo users: When we get the switch 2 we’re starting an uproar
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Basically everyone: Did you really think we were going to buy those games that cost $80-90?
Nintendo: Kinda!
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They’re raising prices on the games I think
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And the switch 2 (a true pun)
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The Switch 2 has its own instruction manual you dont have to buy as well and its not the one nintendo made. It is called Switch 2
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for Tloz nerds
Nintendo: We are selling 2 different songs for $27 each
The songs:
Ghost ship battle (phantom hourglass)
Dark Link (spirit tracks)
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worth it
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wwhhhhhhy?
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The switch 2 sounds stupid though. You already have the Switch. Why a second one. Also why would anyone want to buy a console like that. For 449.99 or 499.99 depending on what you get.
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