A Critics Lounge

Another-late-daily (nightly) critic:
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(episode 8)
Unless I really like it, I don’t normally do one just for ONE episode, but dear gosh this was something. I understand some of us found it to be pretty underwhelming, however, like I said in the otc, I didn’t expect much, so I wasn’t disappointed.

Now if I’m being really honest, this was definitely the most intense one imo. I feel like this kind of made people step out of their comfort zones watching this and I definitely don’t recommend this to a younger audience (ofc, they’re going to watch it anyways) and I feel like this episode resembled it’s inspiration, I Have No Mouth And I Must Scream, the most. I dunno about y’all though, but this was definitely an intense one

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who actually found this underwhelming

Check the OTC

if you looked there you would see that I did discover who found this “underwhelming”

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Sweet. Luckily, I for one thought the opposite (and dear gosh that bowling scene though was so frickin hilarious and random)

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[Movie Critics: Death of a Salesman] is coming up!
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A somewhat worrisome daily critic:
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Oh dear. This was something. Now, I’ve been pinching myself trying to decide whether to do this or not for the longest time, but here we are.

Now, I apparently didn’t hate this as much as I thought I would, but this is still not even close to being as good as the original. The movie was good, but only when Snow White was off screen. Seriously. I actually liked it only after Snow White ate the poison apple, but before she was brought back to life. And don’t get me started on the behind-the-scenes drama. The dwarves were… I can’t even place a word. They definitely should’ve kept the og cast instead of making CGI and turning them into “magical creatures/people”. I also didn’t like what they did for Dopey. It’s nice to give him a bit of justice, but seriously. Even he laughed and didn’t care in the original. They also took away Grumpy’s arc. Oh, and another instance of Gal Gadot’s bad acting. The actor for the “not prince” was actually pretty good, I’ll give it to him. And then there’s Rachel Zegler. I think we already know about the crud she pulled. And dear gosh, someone fix her chin. I swear, she doesn’t need to move it that much, to the point where her acting is just ugly.

In conclude: sooooo, it’s okay at best. There’s nothing I’m going to do to make you not watch it as I admit, there were some pretty solid scenes, but if you want to watch something so masterfully created, don’t watch this one.

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Critic: Super Mario Galaxy Movie

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I made a critic about this because i love how much references to smash bros there are. Honestly if they added fzero to the movie it wouldve been cool but the animation is peak

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the movie isn’t out yet.

It released on April 1st :confused:

I thought that was an April fools joke.

It actually released on April 1st and I saw it right as I missed the previews

Animaniacs reboot review please please

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Image of Life-size Lord Farquaad Cutout

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accurate, tbh :skull:

Funny enough, one of his options was snow white

Lol. ngl, I was thinking the same thing

Critic: NCS

I used to think non copyrighted songs were just bad in general but after listening to Sphere by Creo and Why we lose, I felt like I seemed to have misjudged non copyright songs

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Daily critic:
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I get we hate the sequels, but you gotta admit, the visuals were awesome (now that I’m thinking about it, that was probably their only focus instead of writing)

I have to admit, I actually liked this one. Keep in mind, though, when I first saw this, I didn’t have any experience with good writing. My whole process was if I saw it, I like it. Looking at the movie now, this definitely didn’t age well. The plot holes and bad writing plus bad choreography are now pretty noticeable to me. And Rey is a Mary Sue (I said, GLARING at Kathleen Kennedy and the writer for this movie). But I will say this, I don’t hate it as much as everybody else, and I have been thinking about rewatching it for the fun of it. If you want to watch it, sure. If not, I could care less. If you’re a die-hard fan (pulls out gun), WHY AREN’T YOU WATCHING IT

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