Haha, we are indeed not Detroit 
Edit: I donāt know if you said that because I live in Ohio, or if its just a coincidence
Haha, we are indeed not Detroit 
Edit: I donāt know if you said that because I live in Ohio, or if its just a coincidence
Coincidence lol, Iām telling you how bad Detroit is

Well⦠I live in Columbus, soā¦
Columbus is home to THE Ohio State
Buckeyes, come and get your tats for free,
Visit the zoo and come check out COSI,
Thereās probably at least one more cool thing to see.
The trafficās so bad,
Youāll think youāre in L.A.
Except youāll hardly see
A sunny day.
And if the sunās out,
Thereās probably humidity.
90 percent, oh God
Just please kill me.
Ooh autumn is here,
Come watch the orange leaves fall.
Two months from now,
Thereāll be ice coating it all.
But at least we still have
Ohio State
#2 ranked
You know theyāre great.
Win every game,
Except the last
Was fun for a while,
We had a blast.
Our state is flat,
Not much to do,
50% trees,
The rest is poo.
But hey, at least
Weāre not that state up north.
Three hours away,
Not even worth.
You say my state sucks,
You have a point.
But at least I can say
Weāre not Detroit.
Itās because you allegedly canāt have anything in Detroit
Itās just minimalism 
Good meme,but Iād recommend you remove the swearing to make it more appropriate for the Forums.
Well, you can apparently pick up an entire stadium for the price of a nice houseā¦
Apparently anything that gets near Detroit automatically loses 99% of its original value.
Typical Detroit car right here:

Stop complaining dude. My most popular video is āDuolingo Memesā at approximately between 2k and 7k views. Iām grateful for it. On a bizarre, mildly related note, it features the Duolingo owl Duo as an anime girl on the thumbnail. The meme featuring this bizarre version of the character appears in the video.
sad gamer noises
You have mostly original content pointed at a broad audience that doesnāt have much content. Thatās how. Try upping your game with more professional quality, and targeting audience by making builds of fads.
You have a channel? Also thatās a good accomplishment, donāt shush him 
Yes, I have a channel called AnimeGameMemer _. I donāt upload too often anymore though because hardly anybody watches my videos so I lost interest in making them and effectively gave up. Even my channel art is technically a lie now. Also, Iām not shushing him, as he accomplished something greater than what I could ever do. Iām just hoping heās grateful for his own success.
I have zero views, because⦠Iāve never made a YouTube vid. 
I would kind of like to, maybe some day, but I hate the sound of my own voice when itās recorded. You guys are braver than I am. 
You donāt have to put your voice if you donāt want to. Some of my oldest videos were either me talking and fooling around with my LEGO and action figures (with my voice) or just me screen-recording myself playing Baldiās Basics in Education and Learning and other random mobile games I had at the time with nothing but the game audio.
I feel like, if Iām making an instructional video, I should probably talk through the steps. I could use subtitles instead, but that would be kind of hard to follow if youāre trying to read the screen and watch what Iām doing at the same time. Plus, I hate silent videos⦠though the only thing worse than a silent video is a video with really bad music. And music that I might think is really good, other viewers might think is really bad, which will cost me views. 
Other people have assured me that there is nothing wrong with my voice, and it sounds fine to me when Iām talking⦠just for some reason, when itās recorded, it sounds different to me, and I donāt like it. Plus I look absolutely ridiculous, so I donāt know if Iād want my face in the videos either⦠I look like Rubeus Hagrid from Harry Potter right now. 