Alright, here we go again @ManiacPumpkin - more elaborating upon the Writer Incident cases… Take note that these ones are a bit more joke-y, and has more insight into the world of the Facility, but also has info for the manuscript pages for about two of the books.
In a small, undisclosed location in Utah, USA (on August 31st, 2012 - no longer under redaction in lease years of August 2020 - August 2025 by the head of the Redaction and Expunged Information Department -R.E.I.D., Blake Shulton- by order of the Investigations lead officer), a number of Paranatural Happenings, and potential Parahuman Happenings, arose among a list of two recent writers (Howard Jackson; Krimson Wheeler), whose works both revolved around the horror/mystery genre. As of August 27th, they were both counted missing, and of the 31st, the three unpublished manuscripts of the writers arose from the Farborough Well, located next to the Sunset Beach Motel (see previous document on district visibility).
When Investigations officers went to the reported site, pinned by local resident Charles Yom (owner of the “Yom, that’s good! Market and Produce”). He found the whole set of two of the manuscripts, whereas the third seems to be left unfinished. Investigations officers took it the the Facility two days after, Septembr 2nd. As of writing, we have studied restlessly the two complete manuscripts, and the final incomplete manuscript.
The series goes under the name “Dark Princes and the Midnight Dust”.
Book One: “Dark, Murky Motel” review
(All summaries written by Facility novel critic Tom Boonie)
‘“Dark, Murky Motel” is an interesting start to a series of paranatural writing. It’s something we haven’t seen, but definitely have seen before as well. The first story revolves around the (undisclosed town) in Utah, where the pages were found. It revolved, however, not around our writers. It is interestingly enough written in third person, about a man named Howard Wheeler , which interestingly, is both writers names. Sharing the first name of Howard Jackson, and the last of Krimson Wheeler. The story shows Howard in school, but things go horribly wrong. We find the school floor sinking in, the lockers flying open with papers shooting out of them. The story just about had me feel like I was seeing it happen right in front of me, or that I’ve seen this sort of thing before. Anyways, we quickly find out that this Great Opening of the Earth was created by the Round Table of Dark Princes, which gained unimaginable power from a substance called the Midnight Dust.
Without spoiling too much, Howard must defeat these evil and powerful foes, while going against other creatures such as killer stuffed animals, werewolves, and even ghost cats. It’s a weird story that no one will ever read. Well, except me. What really holds me over to the next story is the killer cliffhanger, with Howard’s final lines being stuck in the Dusty Basin being, “This is only the beginning…” as he presses a final key into a piano, ringing until my mind goes blank. Strange how the things, even though minor, effect my real life experience. Really immersive. 8/10 story, most definitely paranaturally provoked.’
Book Two: “The Bottomless Well” review
‘“The Bottomless Well” is an amazing exception into the canon of the story. While the first story mainly had us explore the several rooms of the Sunset Beach Motel, we are now stuck behind one - most interesting one, in my opinion - the one holding the mysterious Dusty Basin. Apparently, the Midnight Dust wasn’t just a powerful fuel for the Dark Princes, but apparently, under the right artistic circumstances, can be used for even more. Even to alter and shift reality, even history itself. Later in the first book, we learned Howard, the book’s protagonist was a piano prodigy. We now hear him making amazing melodies, mostly melancholy, and each stroke of a key tells a new story. He must be careful though, if the mood shifts too quickly in the wrong direction, it could cause awesome destruction.
The pianist creates other worlds, more monsters crazier than even before, and the stakes are even higher as one of the Dark Princes learned how to play piano! It may seem silly now, but you really have to be in the moment to understand how intense it was knowing this. And you never will.
Another great story, somehow Howard Jackson and Krimson Wheeler went even higher with this one. I’d say 8.25/10 for this one. This one is also pretty altered.’
Book Three (incomplete): “Return to the Light”
‘You know what? The Facility set me up for this, didn’t they? Didn’t they, Joe?! I devoted so much time into the stories, these reviews, and telling them if they were altered or not, and possibly risking my life, to get to read an UNFINISHED story with a bizarre cliffhanger that I don’t know when I’ll get the answers to? You know what, [Mr. Boonie, you are not permitted to cuss in your writings] it! Howard dies in the end to stop the Dark Princes blah blah blah, I’m not even gonna italicize stuff anymore. And his final words?? “I can’t return to the light…”. Yeah, right! We all know Jackson and Wheeler are just pulling a fast one, and not writing the ending to keep the fans wanting it! Even if it’s just me, this sucks, and is ANTI-CONSUMER on their part! And it was only ten pages long, which really shows their still writing. I’ll be waiting for the rest of the pages to float up that god[this is second warning] well, and then I will complete a review! You [due to the three strikes, your writings, as well as yourself, will be terminated by being fired. Meet the executives by the Furnace Chamber at 6:00 PM]s!’
Due to lack of cooperation of the reviews, the Facility has declared the stories have altered effects but the details of the stories will remain vague until a new Facility novel critic is elected. We have detected activity at the Farborough Well, and is expected to have an occurrence in March, 2020. We expect that more manuscript documents will soon arise. Please excuse this document until a proper citation of the story is able to be presented. Please also ignore all internal Facility activity cited throughout the review sections, especially the last one. We assure you we did not put Mr. Boonie in the Furnace. That is to happen, as well, in March, 2020.
- Investigations Head Officer, Neil Steward