The spirit continues: ‘‘If you don’t pay the money within 48 hours I will take the money in form of flesh and organs, currently, in flesh and organs, you owe a kidney, 2 livers and an eye.’’
Alexander W:
Feeling embarrassed at being caught swimming, Alexander quickly strokes to the shore.
“WHAT??!! Now we have to pay!!! I only have- Wait, FLESH?! What is going on? What is going on? What is going on?!”
“But I don’t have ‘flesh’ and ‘organs’. What even is that?” Boba seems confused on what flesh and organs are.
The spirit monotonely replies: ‘‘The things that make up your body.’’
‘‘If you two hadn’t split the bill by entering together, I’d harvest your whole body.’’
Alexander W:
“Then that spirit woman will make you into boba tea. C’mon, let’s go, I have ten thousand.”
“Would the ‘flesh’ and ‘organs’ of my past dead enemies from other planets work?” Boba seems to be serious.
The woman cheerfully replies: ‘‘That still leaves 3000$! In organs that’s one of your kneecaps, a thumb and an eye!’’
The woman, in an annoyed tone, replies: ‘‘No. Only your own organs.’’
Alexander W:
“Ah yes, she would love your enemy’s flesh, and the organs too. Maybe as an appetizer to the Boba tea.”
He says with Wide-Eyed inocence.
‘‘Luckily enough, I’ve got a bounty for you, if you complete the bounty, I’ll FULLY wave the bill!’’ She continues.
Alexander W:
“Done, Give me the paper.” He replies in a brisk voice.
The woman says: ‘‘The bounty is for a man nicknamed Jack the Penniless. He owes me a lot, the main problem is that he is quite skilled at combat. He lives in a cabin located around 700 meters north of this Oasis.’’
‘‘Bring him back before his organs begin rotting.’’
Alexander W:
“He owes you, and yet he has no pennies?”
‘‘He can’t pay me back due to not having any pennies.’’
“That makes sense. Ok, let’s go get him!” Boba curls up his arms and legs again and begins to roll out to where Jack is.
Alexander W:
“Wait, I need to get properly dressed and equipped, I still have my stuff with me, so it shouldn’t take long.”
(We should end soon)
(Yeah, I agree, I have stuff to do. Bye guys!)