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everything before the 2010s was absolutely wild and dangerous like the ā€œhold your wee for a wiiā€ competition,the crusades,536 etc. it feels like safety and safety rules didn’t exist until the 2010s

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based on the sky vip official big top 40™’s top 10 list i have created this list of songs that were popular in the uk during the skin1000s. i haven’t heard most of the songs from skin1001 too

you could look up these songs and do one of those "OMG TRY NOT TO SING (INSERT DECADE HERE) THIS IDEA IS SO ORIGINAL AND HAS NEVER BEEN DONE BEFORE'' challenges

eyes closed - ed sheeran
as it was - harry styles
rasputin - majestic & boney m (this was #1 on the charts in skin1000??)
miracle - calvin harris and ellie goulding
bam bam - camilla cabello
let’s go home together - ella henderson & tom grennan
like crazy - jimin
baby - aitch and ashanti
leave the door open - bruno mars
flowers - miley cyrus
gold forever - the wanted
little bit of love - tom grennan
mother - meghan trainor (only goes hard on mute)
where did you go - jax jones
montero - lil nas x
lewis capaldi - forget me
cold heart - elton john & dua lipa
friday - riton and the nightcrawlers
anti-hero - taylor swift
remind me - tom grennan
bed - joel corry
pointless - lewis capaldi
what would you do - joel corry
all you ever wanted - rag’n’bone man
part of me - cian ducrot
big energy - latto and MARIAH CAREY??
the business - tiesto
i’m good (blue) - david guetta
good luck - mabel,jax jones & galantis
wellerman - nathan evans

what information do we get from this list? skin1001 loves songs i’ve never heard of

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apparently at the end of the fnaf movie there’s a dance party where micheal ****ing afton starts like rapping?? i hope this is true it’d be so funny

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things that i just realised:
there is a panic every 20 years
for the 2000s there was an emo panic
emos were an oppressed minority

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i stare at my device seeing the terrible posts i’ve made. i’m going back through history seeing what posts get the most likes and they are the story ones. i begin writing a post as i succumb to the clout death,a disease which was more widespread than covid in the early 2020s which made people desperate for internet clout. it’s still here today,just not as common as it once was. i will milk this format until there’s nothing left of the cow it came from. i drink water before deciding that’s stupid and making my billionth decade post of the year,probably about the skin1000s

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if michael jackson was a serial killer he’d really be a smooth criminal. if he slapped someone they would’ve been hit by a smooth criminal

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70s,80s,90s and 00s music have been used so much in like modern day 10s/20s commercials that those decades sometimes don’t even feel real

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jesus christ why are guns so accessible in america

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Why not? Guns can be used for many useful things.

sure grandma, let’s get you to bed

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murder isn’t useful unless you’re in the purge,justplainop

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it’s the spooky season so i made an incredibly short horror movie which is inbetween ā€œintentionally badā€ and ā€œtried to be goodā€. the description mentions i had fun making it and heII yeah i did.

BTS

i really like horror movies and wanted to make one. figured now would be the perfect time
the movie’s idea was to be a horror movie that tried to be good but was a bit intentionally bad to try and like make fun of horror movies. Facerface is a perfect example of this. Their name is making fun of names like ā€œGhostfaceā€ and ā€œLeatherfaceā€ but the character is unique,stealing faces from 16 year old teens (this points out the trope where slashers love teens for some reason) to replace their own

facerface is quite literally just evil. they were designed to be evil and nothing else. my concept for their backstory was that they were born without gender,grew up to be agender,literally didn’t say anything and the only communication you’d get from them were small texts or a punch in the face,similar to what Sarah does to them in the film. when they did start to speak,every sentence was just a threat. no one knows why this was,but if there’s a sequel (not following facerface,theyre dead) it might explore that. but for now all we know is there is nothing beyond evil for facerface. michael myers isn’t just evil,he has more stuff than facerface ever did and didn’t only say threatening messages before stealing a 16yo’s face

yk how leatherface wears that mask made out of like leather or something? i went ā€œyeah but what if that was the faces of teenagers that somehow live on their ownā€

facerface is probably like in their 20s or something idk

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Oh my I thought of the kpop band until I clicked the dropdown :man_facepalming:
LEGO BTS
I literally did not know this set existed until I went to the mall this weekend, you never know what life has in store for you, folks

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That is the stupidest, most useless Lego that I’ve ever seen, and I’ve seen a lot.

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My honest reaction:
BTS (ė°©ķƒ„ģ†Œė…„ė‹Ø) ā€˜Dynamite’ Official MV - YouTube

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michael jackson as a slasher antagonist is gonna be my halloween costume

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nostalgia levels:
level 0: thing released within the past decade
level 0.5: thing released in the early decade,maybe some nostalgia is there but very small
level 1: released in the previous decade,small nostalgia
level 2: 2 decades ago,classic nostalgia
level 3: many decades ago,you miss your youth

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The also poorly made Facerface videogame is here. Click Facerface to roll your way to victory.

UPDATE (INCLUDES SPOILERS)

EDIT: There’s a new update where Facerface can move in Level 4. This means there are 3 endings.
TRUE: You click Sarah,she kills Facerface and wins.
NECK SNAP: You click Facerface,they approach Sarah from behind and snaps her neck off-screen. They win.
AMBIGUOUS: You click both of them and they both charge at eachother. We don’t know who won,or if anyone did.

BTS (no,not the band)

The game’s screenshot actually comes from an early build of the game with a white void,Sarah and Facerface. This was when the game was not at all developed.

The main inspiration for this game was the 1983 Texas Chainsaw Massacre game (actually what introduced me to the TCM franchise),which is where the uncontrollable movement comes from. The reason why you roll is because without the rolling you will control your movements. Don’t know why that isn’t the case for Sarah,though. Flowlab’s weird.

Mariah did,in fact,install that slide in her backyard. An early version of the game’s description was Facerface speaking to Sarah and implied this in the part which confirmed Mariah lived with her parents. It went:
ā€œoh sarah,oh sarah
you and mariah won’t be found
oh mariah,oh mariah
unless her parents come home earlyā€
The last line implies that the slide is at home.

The game is in chronological order. Facerface has time travel and the second level is them going back to Mariah’s death. This is also why you jump out Mariah’s window onto Sarah’s car in Level 3,even though Facerface crawled onto the car in the film. The time travel machine placed them there.

The game is not canon and Facerface can’t time travel. Level 4 is partially canon,Sarah did use Facerface’s knife to behead them.

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i have actually been way happier since i got banned from twitter

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