therapist: âwhats the most stressful moment of your life?â
me:
where did you get that cigar O_O
not fr, smoking haram
Me in real life as a mall santa,dramatic reenactment
I never thought I would feel so many different emotions in such a short span of time
and for it to have taken place in chemistry of all places
Summary
- I have to use various provided chemicals to make a pigment all on my own
- Picks Verdigris (a notoriously inconsistent colour)
- Does the first 2 of the steps I made
- Solution immediately changes from blue to brown
- Is panicking because itâs supposed to be a teal colour
- âWell, thereâs still 2 steps left, maybe it will be fine?â
- Solution, over the course of 45 minutes, changes from brown to sea green
- LETS GOOO (internally of course)
I still need to filter the pigment out tho so letâs see tomorrow
yes, smoking is bad 
We live in a timeline where the Hershey chocolate bar threatened a tumblr user and they eventually confronted on july 17th 2021 which was the date used in the original threat using beyblades and minecraft and the tumblr userâs life was spared because enough money was raised and then freddy benson from icarly came along and killed the hershey mascot freeing forrest (the original tumblr user) from the wrath of hershey. that last part was turned into a charity event in tribute of hershey
what
you see, that is a classic âlmtpepostâ, an extremely long run-on sentence commonly documenting a weird event from lmtpeâs life or a random moment in history
This is actually so funny. No memes, just real jokes.
according to the lego movie everything is awesome,including racism and kidnapping
everything is awesome including murders
LEGO Movie 2 corrects this by clarifying that not everything is awesome