The Glorious Off Topic Channel Of Destiny 2

Chief is useless without constant weapons being dropped for ammo pickups, and doesn’t move well in water.

Doom Slayer is faster and stronger, and glory kills massive demons using melee attacks, as well as being able to quickly swim, dash, and punch through walls underwater.

Samus has the highest chance to win, since she has nearly infinite ammo, missiles, super missiles, bombs, power bombs, grapple, x-ray, ice beam, wave beam, and is completely invincible while running and jumping with screw attack, she could essentially fly with space jump, and can move at full speed in water and lava. On top of that, she can have up to 20 health bars, reserve tanks that refill 4 of them, and use a Power Bomb to Crystal Flash, refilling all her health tanks, and her reserve tanks. She has way too much health. If she can do a Crystal Flash, she basically has 5000 HP or more. After Other M, she also learned to replenish Missiles and HP by just concentrating and meditating. How does that work? No clue. Alien magic.

Isaac… Bro is literally just some guy with no genetic advantages. The other 3 have massive genetic advantages, and decades of combat training.

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Never heard of that one before, I haven’t touched Other M or the Prime games yet.

You also forgot to mention that she’s part Metriod, and can use that Metriod DNA to upgrade her suit in a pinch, giving her a super death laser (I think that’s how it works anyways).

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Why do I feel like you gave Samus more detail because you used all of her games as a basis for her analysis yet for the other three you only used one game (and you forgot the Halo lore’s true showcase of Chief’s abilities, shame on you). You legit only considered Doomguy as he is in DOOM Eternal and nothing else. Again, forgetting the lore (and for Doomguy specifically, the other games). Isaac idrk so I can’t say much.

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Crystal Flash is from Super Metroid. Idk anything about using her Metroid DNA to make a death laser whenever she wants

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Chief has no abilities. He’s just a super tall dude with above human strength, luck, and an AI. Without weapons laying around, he isn’t very useful in a fight. Being in a 7ft tall 1000lb suit sure can pack a punch, and in an emergency can sprint up to 60mph for a short amount of time, but bro is not beating Samus or Doom Slayer unarmed.

I don’t know the lore for Doomguy outside of OG Doom and Eternal. I just know bro is 6.66ft tall and around 300lbs in armor, just a bit bigger than Samus, but Doomguy carries so much equipment, it puts him over 1200lbs. Bro still walks at about 60mph all day long. I do know that weapons are optional for him, and he would be far faster if he took 700lbs of equipment off of him.

Because Samus weighs roughly 250lbs in a suit, and the Speed Booster allows her to travel at supersonic speeds (above 343 m/s; 1,126.4 ft./s), she is able to produce 37,044 newtons of force per run (equal to 4 tons), or 7,623,655.2 joules (7.624 × 10⁶ J). Even lightly touching someone with 4000lbs of force would vaporize them. Her wave beam shoots through walls, and mixed with ice beam, freezes enemies through walls. Nobody is beating her. She’s way too OP. She has over 50x their HP.

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In the final boss fight of Metroid Dread, Samus seemingly gives in to the Metriod DNA and becomes this:

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In this suit, Samus swaps out her regular beam(s) for a gigantic laser that one shots every non boss enemy and pierces walls. A shame you only get to use it for the final escape scene.

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Ah, right, I don’t own a Switch, so I didn’t play Dread, but iirc the same Metroid DNA from Fusion mixed with her normal adrenaline Hyper Beam that she has had since Super Metroid, and made it unbelievably more powerful. Even without that ability, Samus can still Hyper Beam by combining all her lasers when her suit senses her adrenaline levels are critical, recharging it by quick movements like acrobatics and dodging. The Metroid DNA supposedly just lets her recharge it without wasting her own energy, since her adrenaline levels are peaked which causes the mutation. She has like 5 types of DNA mutated together inside of her. She’s just crazy OP.

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Yea, it’s basically a powered up Hyper Beam. Samus is comically powerful. She doesn’t even have a heathbar in that final escape scene.

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The Metroid suit appears to drain all living and electrical energy from her surroundings, so she’s probably technically immortal with infinite ammo, as long as there remains living or electrical energy to absorb

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Should this be my new discord server pic?
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yeah but he’s great at survival

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I’d like to see him try to survive against a genetically enhanced super soldier, a demon slayer that is feared by all, and a ridiculously overpowered bounty hunter.

Seriously, it cannot be stated enough how overpowered Samus is. The only ones who were able to pose a significant threat to her are Dark Samus and the SA-X, both of whom are clones of Samus.

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Well it really depends on whether or not you’re considering the lore, or what’s shown in-game. In lore, the Doom slayer is a primordial being who is close to indestructible wearing armor that can only be damaged by argent energy, has strength that scales with his willpower, and quite literally killed the creator of all things.

Chief is overall the weakest here yes, but he’s a pretty tough dude even without weapons. It’s just not a very fair comparison with the other characters.

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Idk if you guys are talking about the Binding Of Isaac, but Isaac fought this thing:
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So yeah

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Nah, we’re talking about Isaac Clarke from Dead Space.

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Ok, just needed some context.

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What nhgcr said, also issac doesn’t actually fight any of the monsters in the game, he hallucinates the whole game as he slowly suffocates to death in the chest

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The question was:

If Master Chief, Doom Slayer, Samus and Isaac got into a fight, who would win?

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Oh I forgot

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