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I use “shadow slash”!
it deals 20 physical damage and 5 shadow damage!

I SLICE IT WITH FINGER OF GOD!

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The finger of god absolutely demolishes this enemy, dealing 99% of its total HP, now all that is left is finishing it off…

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i chew the ice like the psycho i am

I use Providence to cast a protective shield, allowing DW to approach the enemy!

I SHASH IT WITH MY SHADOW SWORD!
resist that!

Unfortunately, elemental attacks dont work on a inanimate object, the shadow damage doesnt count

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I smack it with my shield, Providence!

The Enemy shatters into pieces, littering the ground with its remains, the pyro starts chewing it up +2 insanity to the pyro

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the spell gives me a bonus turn!
i slash the enemy again for 20 damage!

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Okay, we’re making good progress. Let’s keep going!

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I wonder… what this would look like in real life, just a bunch of cosplayers smacking around a ice cube :crazy_face: :crazy_face: :crazy_face: :crazy_face: :crazy_face:

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okay, but if someone else is typing, you cant take your turn

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sounds good, i guess hong is our dm

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(we procced forward)

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Uh-oh
looks like a thriple threat has appeared

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The cubes start melting, making the floor slippery
-10 accuracy…

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The water on the ground offends a non-important member of your team, they say: “what a waste of water!” and start drinking it, the cubes sit there… menacingly

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i use shadow slice!
it deals 20 damage!
(fire magic makes the ice melt faster)

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I cast Light Barrier to protect my party!