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I crawl up to the 1st cube, light finger of god on fire(not magic damage), then slash it

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Chinnk(not racist), the ice cube got chipped by DW’s shadow slice

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The light barrier also scalds the cubes, causing more meltage…

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(the whole party gains extra turn)
I use shadow slash!
it deals 20 damage!

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The first cube is now down, the member of your team looks up, exclaims: “more water” and starts gulping in earnest…

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your enemy now

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I light finger of god on fire yet again, crawl up to the 2nd cube, slash it, then run away from the unholy disgusting water

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( I (again) use shadow slash! it deals 20 damage!

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DW’s attack ends up carving the side of a cube… causing more destruction

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I smite both ice cubes using Providence’s light magic!

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The 2nd ice now shatters into pieces, quickly melting into puddles…

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as a pyromancer @paisleypug takes 5x damage from water type attacks

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I scream in fear: ‘‘GOD PLEASE SAVE ME FROM THE UNHOLY LIQUID, PLEASE FATHER!’’

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VWOOOSSHHHH the cubes combust, wetting all of you, The pyro takes a lil damage from this, still high on the victory

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I use shadow slash!
it deals 20 damage!

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The Un-important member says: " Do not fear!" and starts licking the liquid off of you

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lets write lore for our carathers

i rip off their tongue and eat it

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+2 insanity to @paisleypug

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