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The man says: What the heck, man, but fortunately, its a furry type and regrows its tongue

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lets make lore for our carathers

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The pyro starts feeling disgusted at the fact that some furry was ingested
+5 insanity

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my lore is i was a knight but i got a cursed sword

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A damp smell envelops all of you… its only the furry…
You advance…

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together, the whole team uses
“furrys=cringe”
it deals 99999999999 fact type damage to the man

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Well uuuh, Ruginapug was locked up in a dungeon for most of childhood because he lit his family’s whole farm on fire, he then became a born again Christian, during one of his late night walks he found a severed finger, the magic hidden within him resonated with the severed finger, turning it into a spellblade, he now thinks he is communicated to by god when in reality he has schizophrenia

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The furry falls over, yelping out little squeals as it does that You check its pulse, gone… no one feels guilty
Everyone +10 sanity

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The pyro is now cured of his insanity, everyone trudges on with a smile on their faces

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(we press on)
I learn a new move: “vanish”
i dissapear and do nothing for 5 turns

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I cast a healing aura to prepare for the next battle.

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Dun dun DUNNNNNN, a new enemy appears, its a polar bear, or maybe a mutation of some kind…
Me Funny GIF - Me Funny Polar Bear - Discover & Share GIFs

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I use shadow slash!
it deals 20 damage!

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I run at it and stab my spellblade imbued with the holy flame into it’s gut

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Still disgusted by the previous furry, everyone fights with renewed strength

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The bear recoils from the attack spewing its fur ba lls into your face, you scream, disgusted…

I slam into the polar bear with my shield, dealing minimal damage but leaving it stunned and open for attack.

The bear gets hot, very hot and everyone watches in admirance

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The bear is now stunned, thankfully, the dancing has also stopped

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I suffer mental trauma from the fur b alls
i use vanish!
i dissapear, done with this furry

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