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i shamble to the beheaded and fill his soul with a rage filled flame

It sets its eyes on The beheaded again, and starts doing a weird dance resembling a popular bird dance…

I cast a healing aura, buffed by the newfound power of True Providence!

I shoot flames out of my star/eye at the creature!

The beheaded becomes bigger and stronger, and a wanting for bloodlust… a victim is in sight…

i crawl toward the creature and slash both of it’s kneecaps

The creature, still disoriented from its eyes being stolen, gets hit again by The beheaded… this creature is now entering a stage of rage

I jump high and smashes it’s head with my vorpan!

@John_Shrekinson join in!

The Peng slumps defeated, its true love… rejected

I bash the enemy with True Providence, stunning them and leaving them open to attack

I one punch it out of existance!

You move on, but The beheaded feels a little guilty…
-5 sanity for the beheaded

Man, i wanted to eat it

The beheaded stays silent

A new enemy appears… it appears to be a slightly more intelligent spawn of the Peng, You guide says: Thats mad marvin, stay away!" But no one cares
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I run in and sever it’s brainstem

The Peng uses: “NPC” its now immune to all attacks, you now have to interact with it

Can I join in? I think I have a character to use.

NPC: “Howdy neighbour”

what do you say
  • Hello
  • Shut Up
  • Lovely weather we’re having eh?

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