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Sure, what are their stats and weapon?

I grab the guide’s head and shoot fire at it through my eye/star

Oh no! The masters plan is unveiled, looks like the Peng mastermind has appeared, it snaps its underling out of existence and starts braying!!!

PAUSE GAME PAUSE GAME. NEW PARTY MEMBER

My Character:

Name: Apolla Selene
Attack: 30
Magic:25
Defense:15
Health:75
Weapon:Staff of the Stars

Are these too OP or not enough?

Peng Boss: HOHOHO, you are all foolish to come here…

Oh yeah, okay game paused

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PARTY:

Paladin Prism

Attack: 17
Magic: 34
Defense: 57
Health: 79
Weapon: True Providence

Pyromancer Ruginapugus

Attack: 18
Magic: 46
Defense: 1
Health: 16
Weapon: Horned Spellblade

Knight DW

Attack: 20
Magic: 15
Defense: 5
Health: 20
Weapon: Shadow Sword

Barbarian Aya

Attack: 34
Magic: 10
Defense: 69
Health: 93
Weapon: Chill Edgelord

The Beheaded

Attack: 40
Magic: 0
Defense: 70
Health: 100
Weapon: Vorpan

Apolla Selene

Attack: 30
Magic: 25
Defense: 15
Health: 75
Weapon: Staff Of The Stars

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Yea, those stats are good.

These are good, pretty balanced, but whats important is that you come up with a signature trait

Ok, what would that be exactly? Like a physical trait or a personal trait?

Okay, game resumed

The Peng Boss farts a rather flatulent smell, covering the battlefield with a stanky scent…

I say: ‘‘You are the real fool, i have gone beyond death, a mere penguin does not scare me, i will feast upon your charred corpse’’

anything you want, just something that makes it it

I say: And I can’t even die, i’ll just take over a new body if I do. (reply to pug)

I then light a fire in my hand, making the the flatulence explode.

The Peng Boss responds to you like you’re a child: “■■■■ y fa rt f art, I shall make you Part with this life with a rather far ty F ART.” It finishes its sentences with a satisfied smirk, clearly, its the bigger man

My Light Barrier protects the party from harm.

Uhhhh filter?