I made this because I was bored. If you can’t take it, don’t play it. They are clean, kid-friendly roasts. None of them are innapropriate. Here’s the game:
(More roasts coming soon!!!)
I would appreciate your feedback on this silly project.
I made this because I was bored. If you can’t take it, don’t play it. They are clean, kid-friendly roasts. None of them are innapropriate. Here’s the game:
(More roasts coming soon!!!)
I would appreciate your feedback on this silly project.
Really good. Could use several more roasts though.
Yeah, I just added 11 more. I’m still adding roasts.
If I think of some, would you be interested in adding them? (PG obviously)
Alright! I can do that.
Here’s one:
It’s impossible to underestimate you.
I’m adding it right now!
Mind if I add one?
I was gonna give an ugly face, but I remembered you already had one.
Here’s one:
If girls act weak around their crush, they turn into Chuck Norris when they’re around you.
(I picked Chuck Norris because he’s famous and the OG, but you could replace him with Kratos or Master Chief for modern audiences.)
I actually had that one in mind! I will definitly put that one on, it’s a good one!
It’s a good roast, but I don’t want to add anything about crushes or anything like that. Do you have any other suggestions?
This is the funniest roast generator I’ve player so far.
Thanks so much! I appreciate it!
idea: make the screen shake when you click because you have a loud sound affect play
That’s a great idea!
Here’s a few more:
Your IQ appears to be around room temperature
You look like you eat pistachios with the shell
You are the textbook definition of “Ignorance Is Bliss”
Many of these are really funny. Even though I’m getting roasted by a computer, I cannot help but laugh at how savage some of them are.
Well, honesty is the best policy.
What can I say? My job title is “professional fool.”
As someone who rarely speaks anyways, I see this as an absolute win!
So funny story: when I was in kindergarten, I nearly stabbed a kid in the scalp with safety scissors… So this one hits somewhat close to home.
Finally, after years of crying after chopping onions, I delivered the revenge I wanted! Take that, you pesky onions!
Why do you look like Zane from LEGO Ninjago lol
Do I? Doesn’t Zane have white hair? Or maybe there were some new developments in the recent seasons that I missed out on…
MetaNinja appearance and lore