Messybedland - a country i made and also made a game about

Someone should put a google street view thing in the centre of an ocean and make it really weird. Like you’ve went into google street view and then youre in this white void with lots of google profile pictures in it which have the street view arrows surrounding each one of them. You can move around seeing each and every one of them,but if you go straight ahead you’ll be in this dark void with google logos scattered around everywhere and google profile pictures dead on the floor. That’d be funny and give little timmy a heart attack

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do you want to be on the football team (not soccer. soccer is a fake name,football is the true name)

  • I am a Messybedland citizen and yes
  • I am not a Messybedland citizen and yes
  • I am a Messybedland citizen and no
  • I am not a Messybedland citizen and no

0 voters

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the independent food plan:
Despite being in a mild cold war,Messybedland mainly relies on imports from Downstairsland/Tidybedland (it’s the same country with 2 names) which relies on imports from Britain which sometimes relies on imports from other countries like China. Tidybedland has also started growing it’s own food. So I have created the independent food plan: a plan to make 100% Messybedlandian food and money.

Orange peels count as wrappers and wrappers are Messybedland’s currency,equal to 5p. An orange is also food. If I grow oranges in Messybedland,then we will get 100% messybedlandian food and currency. However,I will need 100% messybedlandian water for this. An idea i’ve had is putting out something to catch rain,like a mini well, and then getting it back in the inside of Messybedland (this well will be near the border of Messybedland,which is outside.) However this will only be used for the orange plant because drinking rain water is not safe unless I clean it,which needs a water boiler which I do not have in the borders of Messybedland.

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okay to the 80% of you who voted yes,go play for your country

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if there was a messybedland dictionary the only change would be calling millennial a derogatory term. it would look like this:

millennial (derogatory)
someone born between 1981 to 1995,usually with 0.1 braincells

the source for the 0.1 braincells thing is my mum

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isn’t it wonderful when you get added to a group with 56 other year 7s and you find out everyone hates you?

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Yes, quite wonderful indeed.

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this is messybedland’s personal account and i will be using this to post non-country related stuff

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i just realised that fgeetv,beloved childhood youtube channel of mine which is just kids and adults being quite loud,has actual lore

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1960s music is absolute garbage and i will stand by this statement till the day i die

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Same here.

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i got a PHYSICAL GAME and all that was in it was a download code. i feel genuinely scammed. you need to go to the nintendo e-shop,which you need nintendo switch online for,which i don’t have and don’t know how to get despite how much i try. what’s the point of selling a physical game if there isn’t even a cartridge in???

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That’s honestly just scummy. You wanted a physical copy, most likely paid extra for it, and just got a download code. So did you just pay for the case?

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Don’t buy nintendo again then. Even if the whole game is basically digital at least you still get a disc on PlayStation.

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the case and a little slip of paper with the download code & instructions yeah

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I will still buy games for my switch but i’ll make sure to keep an eye out for “download code only” on cases :confused:

I don’t believe you need Online to get stuff on the e-shop. Online is just to play online with others. I don’t have Online and I was still able to buy games digitally.

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You indeed don’t.

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special thanks to the person who:

  • was rude to my entire friend group that she was formerly apart of
  • told the group chat with nearly my entire class on it a very important secret i had told her when we were still friends
  • started arguments on said group chat and was also being incredibly rude to me
  • about that second point,this was in the middle of an unrelated argument about people not from our class in the group chat so she just dropped that in there

real special thanks to:

  • my REAL friend who DIDN’T tell my secret to an entire class
  • DIDN’T drop it in the middle of something unrelated
  • is actually a good person
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