Top-of-the-line reviews! (The Crigence Critique)

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May 28 edited May 28
All auccounts under the search DeadLlamaOfficialTest or DeadLlamaOfficialTester, also https://flowlab.io/users/profile/635912 https://flowlab.io/users/profile/637635 https://flowlab.io/users/profile/642062 https://flowlab.io/users/profile/708738 https://flowlab.io/users/profile/639895 https://flowlab.io/users/profile/711889 https://flowlab.io/users/profile/696917 https://flowlab.io/users/profile/658376 https://flowlab.io/users/profile/636870 https://flowlab.io/users/profile/731162 https://flowlab.io/users/profile/690382, are my auccounts and hold MY games, if you would like to you could review them and if you comment which ones you rated and why the rating was the rating. I will be waiting! :smiley:

Sorry if I spelled alot of incorrect ways I was just excited to finish this and see what you guys would think about these games… :smiley: :smiley: :smiley:

@DeadLlamaOfficialTest12
Sorry, i have a strict 3 games per person rule! Try to pick your top 3 favorites and i’ll review those!

@Crigence Your gonna see a ton of new update to Rise!!!

well thx wil work on itits still in early early beta

sorry about bad gramer

@kwells I have to say -despite being part of the kyle and sonic game myself- that I agree with @Crigence on this one, the game is pretty messy at the moment, however, due to having worked on a lot of the game I feel obliged to explain some of the things there for you.

  1. This game is a fan-game, and there isnt really any one main character, and the creator decided to introduce some things from other games here too, although I did oppose that myself.
  2. The story is kinda confusing right now, but I managed to summarize it:

Sonic was chasing Metal Sonic who had stolen the chaos emeralds (why he didnt use them to defeat sonic I don’t know, maybe he knows about video game logic). Eventually they went through a portal into the world that Kyle and Jaco call home (kyle is the guy you play as in the beginning and Jaco appears later). Kyle, Jaco, and sonic form a small team to retrieve the chaos emeralds. so they move across the world in a relay fashion, but before kyle can get to sonic, he is intercepted by a monster, after escaping he is confronted by metal sonic, who seems to have already stashed the emeralds somewhere else, or maybe given them to someone? Anyways, Tails comes to Kyle’s rescue, and help fight him with his ring blaster. After defeating Metal Sonic, Kyle meets up with sonic, and takes a break while sonic goes off himself, finding this world to be slightly similar to his own, he then runs into Metal Sonic. Knocks him over, and makes him spill the emeralds, they both race for them, but a portal appears that throws Sonic, Metal Sonic, and the emeralds into a space zone. Metal Sonic escapes and sonic has to explore the area to find the chaos emeralds, after finding them he figures out why Metal Sonic ran away, there is a wall of lava appoaching, so Sonic used his new-found speed to escape, in space he confronted Metal Sonic again. After seemingly defeating Metal Sonic, radiation in the area gave MEtal Sonic an overcharge, turning him red, after beating him he had to fight the death egg. Meanwhile, Jaco traveled the rest of the world, inspiring those who were affected by the corruption that came from the portal to help fight it, and to save the world.
3. The 3 fights in the same background is because it’s the same place

https://flowlab.io/game/view/1186152

Only For Around 2 Maybe 3 Hours Need Some Help

It’s Nowhere Near Done Though, It’s Kinda Sucky

thanks sho21

@ā€œGray Skullā€ https://flowlab.io/game/view/1186152
You weren’t kidding about it being unfinished! Here’s your review:
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+ā€œWhere’s the wall!?!ā€ Okay, a bit of self-deprecating humor is a nice touch!

-ā€œGet To The House, Go To Doorā€ Why does everything start with a captial letter? That’s not how you English!
-I slide around instead of walking? Man, A Box has some competition!
-The enviornments are REALLY undetailed! How about some shrubs or trees?
-Why are the hallways SOO long!?!
-Why are the text boxes bossing me around? Shouldn’t you let your players decide what to do next?

Get To House
A Paper
Wow
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This game is, like you said: REALLY unfinished! This is like playing a game in the alpha stages of development, that’s how unfinished this game is! But, this is a REVIEW, so i’m still going to have to compare it to other games!
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Scores (Scale of 1/5)

eyeVisuals - 2.5 (Un-detailed environments)
soundSound - 0 (There is none!)
joystickControls - 2.5
angerDifficulty - 1 (It’s just jumping and walking)
gearStability - 5

Final Score: 2/5, It’s bad.
Seriously: Can everyone please just wait until your game is at least A GAME before sending it in?

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Recommendations:
Keep working on it, it might become something NOT bad someday!
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The box in A-Box is supposed to slide around, though…

@rcreger
Yeah i know, i just thought i needed more humor in the review!

Actually, you should probably attach wheels to the bottom of the box to make it make sense? Just an idea!

I think that may take away the form of the box, and the icon wont match the logo of the game. But thanks for the suggestion! I’m planning something big for this game…

Yo @Crigence, could you do DRIVE next. Its long overdue for a re-review,
the game’s actually finished now.

DRIVE: http://www.flowlab.io/game/play/938307

@ā€œJR 01ā€
I agree, now that i got a slightly better computer and the game is fully finished: We can finally put this game to rest!

I’ll make the review either today or tomorrow, thanks for the submission!

um…
@Crigence , why haven’t you reviewed my game yet?
I’ve submitted it twice now. Her’s the link again.

https://flowlab.io/game/play/1134302

Cubed ripped it off, and it’s not done yet.

yeah, just like cthornock said, i’ve submitted twice and haven’t been reviewed. please dont feel presuured or rushed to do the review, though!
GalacticoS: https://flowlab.io/game/play/1064094

@soethan1 https://flowlab.io/game/play/1064094
I was considering using the Angry Video Game Nerd style for this review…
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+The brightness test is actually a neat idea (Despite it being largely unnessacary)
+The graphics are actually pretty nice!
+You created 4 different planets for this game and one is named New Chicago? Nice!
+The spaceship controls are actually pretty good!
+The opening doors are actually kind of neat!
+A JET PACK!?! Sweet!
+The story is… Fine, it’s FAR from a rcreger quality story but it’s fine.
+Okay, that switch thing is actually clever!
+The boost pad is actually pretty cool!

-The resolution is too small! I shouldn’t have to zoom in, just make the game bigger!
-ā€œIt is reccomended that you zoom in your computer screenā€ Say it with me now: THAT’S. NOT. HOW. YOU. ENGLISH.
-The premise of the game is original for Flowlab, but for gaming as a whole (Am i the only one who plays REAL games here?) this is essentially just quick-time event the game!
-Did that sign back there say ā€œSpace taintā€?
-It’s hard to read some of the text! Put a box behind it!
-I need to go to New Chicago (You DO realize that’s a real place, right?) to get paint!?! WHY?!? I thought we were coding a virus not painting a house!
-No teleportation cut-scene? C’mon, you’re not restricted to 5 levels like the rest of us!
-Some music would be nice…
-A sprint option would be nice!
-This game is straight up boring! There’s nothing to do other than die and move right!
-Why can’t you put a wall there instead of making walk into the edge of the screen like an idiot?
-The enemies in the sewer section are too unpredictable and hard to avoid! At least in Mario they only walk 1 direction and you KNOW where they’re gonna go!
-THE JETPACK CONTROLS LIKE GARBAGE. I’d rather be in the spaceship! At least that actually controlled well!
-Why is there a cheerleader tower of enemies in this hallway?
-Seriously, stop spamming enemies and actually design a level for once!
-The vorgon dudes don’t mind… The laziness is off the charts!
-Do you have to remind me how to control the character every 5 minutes?
-Also stop spoon-feeding me instructions and show instead of telling for once!
-Annnddd one of the final lines references a meme but with horrible English. Nice.
-This game has 0 sense of direction, one minute you’re playing a boring platformer the next a boring space shooter!
-THE FINAL LEVEL IS ANNOYING.

Hangar
New Chicagi
cheerleader tower
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I’m just going to say it: This game does NOT DESERVE to be on the front page of Flowlab! It has 0 sense of direction, it’s EXTREMELY boring, the level design is trash, and the problems just go on and on! @grazer Stop putting games with little to no actual polish on the front page and actually put GOOD GAMES like Starblast 3 and Old Super Mario Bros. up there instead! I know that i shouldn’t be promoting MY game, but at least it has actually GOOD levels!
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Scores (Scale of 1/5)

eyeVisuals - 3.5 (A polished turd is still a turd.)
soundSound - 0 (There is none!)
joystickControls - 2
angerDifficulty - 1 (It’s just jumping, walking and watching!)
gearStability - 5

Final Score: 2/5, It’s bad.
Insert mic drop here

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Recommendations:
Add some challenge and don’t just spam enemies and call it ā€œLevel designā€!
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I had personally enjoyed @soethan1 's game @Crigence . It showed how you could use visual storytelling through a game (though I’m limited) and I found it interesting. Some things did not make sense, but I don’t think THAT much.