Pug's 100% Honest Reviews

hey @paisleypug could you review this game i made for the booster jam

you dont really have a way to die yet

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Invader Blue, by @hi4250five

Gameplay:
OH LORD YOU DO NOT KNOW HOW TO OPTIMIZE GAMES. The gameplay is uuhh. It indeed is. You just sorta endlessly obliterate enemies, it’s unplayable because of the horrific lag. There are definitely better ways to do this. 26%

Art:
It’s bad. The game feels good to play but the art is just bad. 37%

Sfx:


0%

Music:
God, it’s way too loud. It’s decent and I guess fits the game but man, is the music loud. 34%

Overall:
This game could be pretty decent IF YOU WEREN’T HORRIBLY LAGGING THE ENTIRE TIME BECAUSE THE GAME SPAWNS AN UNNECESARY AMOUNT OF PARTICLES THAT DON’T EVEN DO MUCH BECAUSE THEY DON’T STAND OUT. 29%

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even while the fps is at 8525 it still lags?

Guh??!?

It lags no matter what. The fps behavior only affects physics fps and does nothing after 30 fps.

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Also, anything above 10 fps on this game could only be achieved by a supercomputer.

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um i have a old computer and the fps is 8525

Oh really? Oh really?

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Proof?

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I need video proof.

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that what my computer is old or the fps?

The fps.

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its at 883 now but it went to 8525

I just told you that that’s the physics FPS, also it’s obvious that you’re just inputting a number.

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Stop lying brother. It will only end in failure.

no the fps is set by the number of particles, mobs, bullets, trails and spikes

That’s not how fps works. Also, more things equals less fps.

just move this to the otc i dont want to clog your topic


My honest reaction.

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these reviews are gonna be brutal i can already tell

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