"I deeply regret to inform you all I have received some bad news.
The admins of the creepypasta wiki have finally decided to delete Sonic.exe “offa the wiki”,on the grounds that it was “badly written” and “had too many cliches” and “was a bad example of what should be a creepypasta”.
As you can see I am FURIOUS that my masterpiece,which has won the hearts of millions and has made a massive impact on the internet,is being brought down by a bunch of jealous,arrogant FURRY HATERS
BUT
This does not mean I am going to sit down and take this lightly.
NOOOOOOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE
They have been messing with the bull,and now they’ve called out the horns!
Listen everyone,I need your help with this. We are at WAR here. I want every sonic.exe ‘fan’ to get the word out!
I want you to tell every other sonic.exe ‘fan’ out there,every ‘fanatic’,every ‘artist’ and every ‘follower’ of my creation about this. Tell your friends who are also sonic.exe ‘fans’ if they have to! Tell them we have to keep the ‘spirit’ of Sonic.exe alive!
Make more ‘fanart’,make more ‘videos’, ‘block the haters’,‘praise sonic.exe’ like you never have before,build websites dedicated to his greatness,whatever you gotta do to keep him alive and strong, JUST DO IT
The ‘deletion’ of sonic.exe from the wiki is but a ‘minor cut’ on our ‘flower of greatness’,my ‘friends’! And that cut has done nothing but further the spreading,and we are the ‘pollen of this flower’! We need to prepare for victory over the Haters! The Haters need to BLEED for their ‘crimes’!! Rejoice,my fellow sonic.exe Fans! Our glorious little hellspawn shall have the laugh yet!
THIS will be his ultimate victory!
The ultimate subjugation…
…OF THE INTERNET ITSELF!"
– the sonic.exe creator,some time in the early 2010s
